I haven’t done this in a while, but today’s meetings had some good ones:

- Who’s next? Ben? What’s going on in Ben-dom?

- So what’s happening? What’s going on with that? Tell me about all the fixes you’re doing.
- I’m doing all the fixes.

- Well, Mr. X is taking another position within the organization, so it’s possible that this project will be taken over by Ms. Y–
- DOH!
(Ms. Y = troublemaker)

- I’m working on [a project] & [the client contact] needs to go back to the first grade.

- They’ve got to straighten out their paperwork, because it is a mess.
- I had an O.B. like that once.

(a minute later)

- Is it my turn? Are you finished? You done with your O.B. thing?

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