To Jocelyn:

Everyone picks their nose. Sometimes, it just needs to be done. The trick is, do it when you’re alone and no one can see you. Now get to work, it sounds like there’s only 2 millimeters of actual space for air to pass through up in there.

To Ethan:
There is such a thing as picking your nose too much. Those teeny tiny boogers? They might not be boogers. They might be small scabs that need to HEAL so that your nose doesn’t bleed. Again. From you picking it too much. Very important: Do it when you’re alone and no one can see you.

Also? Kleenex. That’s where the boogers go. Not in your mouth.

Passing the wisdom on from generation to generation. That’s me.